The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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