i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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