Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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