Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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