where am i from again
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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