im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
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that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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