He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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