I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
he high fived his dick after we had sex
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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