Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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