For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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