is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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