covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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