I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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