So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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