god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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