dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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