dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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