I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
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