Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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