Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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