I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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