I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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