Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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