I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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