So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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