You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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