She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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