we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i drank out of a bidet.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize
