I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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