I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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