what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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