I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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