Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
be right there i have to get my cape
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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