Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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