Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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