We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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