so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
