And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
