normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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