How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
