Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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