she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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