can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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