I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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