dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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