Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
