is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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