Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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