nutella sex= disaster
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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