we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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