singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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