how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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