Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
My cat gives me a boner
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Randomize